Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th Congress, George Washington is protected from being outranked by any officer in past, present, and future? Meaning if there’s a 6th star general, Washington is automatically upgraded to 7th. There is a law dedicated to preserving Washington’s badass status.
being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.
i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
somebody closed a door in my house and my little sister goes “whos inside?” and im just like” umm everbody?? its 10:30 at night?” and shes like “No! somebody just came INside” like no somebody opened and closed a door that wasnt the front door so chill no left or entered the house
|Aries:||has no chill|
|Taurus:||has too much chill|
|Gemini:||needs to shut the fuck up|
|Cancer:||won't stop crying|
|Leo:||keeps checking the mirror|
|Virgo:||talks while you listen to your fave song ????|
|Libra:||wears too much makeup|
|Scorpio:||has a boner|
|Sagittarius:||probably snorts paprika for fun|
|Capricorn:||cleans too much or not enough|